Thursday, November 30, 2006

Dhoom 2: Bigger and Worse FART

Well, generally I have better things to do than watching a 'tatt' movie like Dhoom2 & also writing a comment/ review on it but I just cant accept how such a big piece of crap & shit be declared as a hit. How can even the reviewers give it more than 1 or 2 Stars ??? How the hell can I spend Rs. 120/- on it. I generally do not watch movies with big stars, Diros and banner.. (Mr. AB, SRK, KJo, etc etc.) as i believe most of the time these cant cater to my taste but this time, just because of the comparatively decent reviews & some faaltu time in hand, I went to see some Action & Sex. But, unfortunately, this movie was lacking even Action & later I realized that I gave 120 bucks to watch only some Indian, oh sorry, its not Indian just some Bollywood 'vulgarity'.
I still can't figure out why this movie was made: may be to show bikini clad gals, a smooch between Mrs. to-be-bachhan (:P) & Mr. Krishh, ad of Coke or what!!! Please tell me....

Lets see what this movie had:
  • Mrs. to-be-bachhan in mini/ ultra minis and Please... her use of like in every sentence was NOT cool.
  • Almost naked/ half naked gals dancing to some very BAD tracks
  • Some action which I definitely cant appreciate ( Probably, i have seen a lot of 'angrezi' (Hollywood) flicks in last 3-4 years
  • Stylish Coke Ads (pun definitely intended)
  • A smooch
  • Bipasha Basu as DCP though she got a fracture and had to be replaced by her twin who knew only 'yeda' in Hindi.
  • Mr. Neel (adi chopra) with Decent(-) comedy, which I believe was the only thing in this movie to watch.
  • Mr. A cant forget he was not Krrish.
  • British Queen who is a distant relative of Mr. A :)
This movie cannot be watched with Family members ( atleast I cant with my parents).
It was a waste of time (though I was anyways wasting time when I went for this movie). And most importantly, if such a movie is called as HIT, God save the Bollywood.
Gadhvi described the movie, to be released later this year, as “bigger, better” and “faster and more furious” than the original Dhoom.
I suggest hime to go & watch 2 fast, 2 furious to know what is meaning of fast & furious.
Dhoom high on sexy elements: Ash
Ma'am, does it have anything other than that??
I cant even compare this movie with Pyar ke Side Effects.. leave aside 'Khosla Ka Ghosla'

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